Once more, I’ve been shockingly lax of late with my pants. It’s been ages, simply ages, since I’ve posted some serious pants content.¹ And sadly, I don’t really have time do write much today. Not even about pants. (I have work to do.) But I can share a bit of pants I’ve been sitting on for while.
Feast your eyes and ears on this pants musical extravaganza².
Warning: the video linked does feature a brief non-pants bit. As in where the folks in the video are not wearing any. Pants, that is. Of any sort. The question is, will this attract or repel you?
Well, I guess this is a short pants post. But short pants can be good, especially when the weather gets warm.
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¹ “Wait,” you’re saying, “has the pants content ever been serious?” Well, no, not really.
² Thanks to jenny for bringing this inspired pants production to my attention.
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Attract or repel? What if I fast forwarded to that part? Do I want to know what that says about me?
Finally, a breath of sanity in this insane world.
Short pants?
Surely you refer to shorts.
bs-
Shocking, shocking. I think it says about you that you are curious, and occasionally impatient. (Does that sound like a fortune cookie?)
John-
We do we can to offer a fresh perspective.
Jangari-
Ah, but if I’d said “shorts”, I wouldn’t have been able to use the word pants. Which is always the point.
I only now found the time at home to watch this video (I figured the pantsless part made it too much of a gamble to watch at work). Wow. That’s it. Just, Wow.
NotSoSage-
You are a brave, brave woman to watch the video.