Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other Starbucks
This was a joke I made up a while back, inspired by a list of chicken jokes. I cracked myself up with it.
However, recent news that Starbucks is closing 5% of their stores (especially those “unprofitable stores …being cannibalized by nearby Starbucks locations”) may make my joke obsolete. (Though at BU, some students were recently protesting the new Starbucks location, which is basically across the street from not one, but 2 nearby Starbucks locations…)
And what will future generations think of this?
(From Best in Show.)