Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says to the other, “You didn’t see it either?”
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This is in response to Maggie’s post of her favorite one sentence joke. My favorite has 2 sentences. Or 3 clauses.
Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says to the other, “You didn’t see it either?”
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This is in response to Maggie’s post of her favorite one sentence joke. My favorite has 2 sentences. Or 3 clauses.
collecting tokens 
Yup – works for me! I’ll try it on the kids!
Cheers
THAT IS MY FAVORITE JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ONLY joke I can remember: A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”
This one doesn’t work for everybody …
I’ll come back later with the punchline :)
What’s big and green and if it falls out of a tree it’ll kill you?
that is one of my favorite jokes, too, but I always tell it with this one first:
A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
(then… )
Two guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it.
;)
you guys are killin me.
Man walks into a petshop and says, “I’d like to buy a wasp please”. Shopkeeper says, “I’m sorry sir but we don’t sell wasps here” and the man replies, “but you’ve got one in your window!”
I’ll get me coat . . .
I love this. And all of the spawn.
Too, too funny.
LOL!!! I see I need to get some new jokes in my repertoire!
Julie
Using My Words
I don’t get it.
A dyslexic walks into a bra….
What’s purple and commutes?
An Abelian grape.
What’s purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of people?
A finitely venerated Abelian grape.
Penguin walks into a bar, says to the barman,
“Have you seen my brother?”
Barman says,
“Dunno. What does he look like?”
A women walked into a bar and said,
“I’d like a double entendre.”
So the barman gave her one.
Didn’t mean to leave you hanging. I got distracted :)
What’s big and green and if it falls out of a tree it’ll kill you?
Answer:
A pool table.
The first time I heard it, I couldn’t stop laughing. Not sure why. I was 15 at the time, but still …
I don’t get it.
Wait. Read Painted Maypole’s comment. Now I get it. Ha ha ha.
mcewen-
Glad you liked!
pgoodness-
You too?
TIV-
I love it! That’s fabulous.
merrymishaps-
You did leave us hanging…And somehow, your followup got eaten by my spam filter. Happily though, I retrieved it from amongst the scary things. And was rewarded.
pm-
A nice variation.
fluttercrafts-
It’s a nice turnout, isn’t it?
az-
No need to get your coat!
magpie-
Thanks for setting this in motion.
dragonfly-
Glad you liked, too!
julie-
Absolutely. They are good to store up for a rainy (or tired) day.
denguy-
Think “walked into a wall”…
pimbot-
I love it!
jwbates-
Another fine classic. (And I should probably have credited you as the one who first told me my favorite joke ever…)
az-
Ha! More fine bar specimens!
merrymishaps-
I am so glad you came back. It is a funny one.
bubandpie-
You’re so funny. I’m glad you walked me through your process.