Following the incredible success of American Hovel Magazine, the magazine dedicated to lowering acceptable neatness standards in the home, this month will see the launch of AHTV, the American Hovel TV Network. Here are a few shows that you’ll be able to see on AHTV:
- Fashion Programming
• Laundry Day Style
Getting dressed can be a challenge on those days when laundry is overdue. But with a little help from our fashionistas, you can throw together outfits that make a statement using what’s left in your closet.
- Science and Nature Shows
• The Wild Kingdom: Indoor Edition
Ever wonder what kinds of things are growing in your refrigerator? What sorts of animals have taken up residence in your garage or attic? Tune each week to find out.
- Sit Coms
• The Oddly Compatible Couple
Oscar is a messy slob. Felix is a messy slob. What happens when two messy people move in together? Hilarity ensues!
• Law and Disorder
A courtroom drama about a group of attorneys whose offices are in constant chaos. They’ll get to the bottom of the case, once they find the tops of their desks.
• The X-Piles
Is that fuzzy gray thing in the vegetable drawer becoming sentient? Are rooms really disappearing in your home? Did aliens steal your remote? Join special agents Molder and Sullied as they investigate reports of supernatural occurrences.
• Max Clutter, P.I.
Crime is a messy business, especially when Max gets involved. Join the Detritus Detective each week for a new mystery, as he searches for clues, missing persons, and his missing car keys.
- Home and Garden Shows
• Trashing Spaces
See some of America’s most beautiful showroom homes.Then see what happens when real families move into them.
• Martha Stewart’s Not Living Here
Join our hosts, who are nothing like Martha Stewart, as they give ideas for ways to appreciate your messy home. Topics for upcoming shows include “Loving Your Dandelion Garden,” “Clutter Chic,” and “Feng Shui is not For You.”