80s Pants Party! Volume 1:
Put on your party pants and prepare yourself to party to the max with this totally awesome New Wave Pants-o-rama party!
Tracks:
- Tainted Pants 3:52
- Goody Two Pants 3:12
- West End Pants 4:01
- She Blinded Me With Pants 3:25
- Pants in a Northern Town 2:56
- Under the Milky Pants 3:33
- Everybody Wants to Pants the World 4:59
- Don’t You Forget About Pants 2:45
- We Got the Pants 2:47
- Don’t Stand So Close to Pants 3:03
- Hungry like the Pants 3:23
- Lay Your Pants on Me 2:57
- Pretty in Pants 3:25
- Girls Just Want to Have Pants 3:03
Bonus Track:
- Safety Pants (extended pants remix) 7:52
This production was brought to you by:
• Painted Maypole and the Monday Missions! (supporting CD liner note style since 1984)
• My Big Sister and the News of 80s Pants Revival!
• The word Pants!
Sales from this album will benefit the American Pants Society, The United Charter for Pants, and Pants Across America.
Look for More 80s Pants Party Music in Stores Soon!
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Safety Pants was everybody’s favorite song.
We can pants if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t pants and if they don’t pants
Well they’re no friends of mine
Did you make that pants font??!!
whoa-i did have a sense of pants déja-vu with your post title! tainted pants would have been my #1 too :)
Lol! Know what’s even funnier than adding ‘pants’ to a song title? Adding ‘in my pants’ (only for mature audiences :-P). It was a bit of an epidemic when I was in 7th form. ‘Catch my disease in my pants’ was a favourite lol. Also, replacing a word with Cabbage. A forum I belong to created entire threads of Cabbage songs, including several Cabbage Christmas albums. Rudolph the red-nosed cabbage, Silent Night, Holy cabbage, etc. :-P
I think my favourite one on your list is ‘Hungry Like the Pants’. Makes me think of the Wallace and Gromit film ‘The Wrong Trousers’. Stop them Gromit, stop them!!!
Can’t wait for the holiday season to hear ‘I saw Mommy kissing Panta Claus’.
Love the album cover!
You are hilarious, truly.
“Under the Milky Pants” … ewww!
We dance to the Safety Pants in my house ALL THE TIME.
I heard that the EP features “Take on Pants” and “Glory Pants”
Always making me laugh…
alejna, 80s, pants and Monday Mission = perfection
Mad, I thought is was Pants on Me, not Take on Pants
for the second album how about:
Pants a Virgin
Raspberry Pants
When Pants Cry
Manic Pants
Hippy Hippy Pants
Personal Pants
Pants and Diane
Little Pink Pants
Ebony and Pants
We are the Pants
my favorite duran duran song: pants on film!
the goth anthem: bela lugosi’s pants
saddest cure song: pictures of pants
pop dance song: our pants are sealed
who could forget that new order song, bizarre pants triangle?
all this, and a special single from the hit howard jones album, the 12″ inseam: everlasting pants!
raincoaster-
Well, it was sung by Men Without Pants, afterall…
bshep-
Certainly no friends of mine, either.
Holly-
Yup. Thanks for noticing!
maja-
Well, thanks for throwing those pants my way.
brooke-
I haven’t yet really played around “in my pants.” I mean with “in my pants.” And I can see the appeal of cabbage. I’ve worked with a variety of other vegetables (cf. “the dawning of the age of asparagus”), as well as cheese, and dude.
(You remind me that I should revisit “The Wrong Trousers.” I don’t think I’ve seen that in…maybe I shouldn’t say how long. Let’s just say that it was on VHS.)
Mary-
Ooo, Panta Clause. That’s catchy!
azahar-
That one was the one that cracked me up when I was first exploring the theme.
Mad-
Safety Pants is just a great song. Maybe those others are on Volume 2.
painted-
Hmm…Take on pants? Don’t we take off pants?
And I don’t think I know “little pink pants.” Did Prince wear those? I hear is kinda short.
jenny-
“Bela Lugosi’s Pants” is a great song. I like my pants dark. “Pictures of pants” would surely make me cry. (Did New Order reject “bizarre love pants”?)
they were concerned that “love pants” would give the wrong impression, being a sort of silly b-52s title, while “pants triangle” evoked more of the romantic despair they’re known for.
Somehow, I feel like my most favorite 80s pants of all got left out… what we call Prince’s no-ass pants.
I like no-ass pants Prince waaaay better than born-again Jehovah’s Witness Prince.
i’d like to go on record as saying that indeed, everybody DOES want to pants the world!