It’s getting to be cold and wintry around here. Seems like a good time to throw a few logs on the fire. Or to throw some logs on a list.
a load of logs
- Yule log: a big hunk of wood burned as a Christmas or Yule tradition. Some places, like the town of Beulah, Colorado, have Yule Log Festival.
- The WPIX Yule Log Special: a televised broadcast of a log burning in a fireplace.
- Bûche de Noël: a cake shaped like a log that is a traditional Christmastime dessert in France.
- easy as falling off a log: an idiom meaning very easy to do. Doesn’t usually involve the bruising or fractures that might happen from actually falling off a log.
- log: an abbreviation of logarithm
- ship’s log: a weighted piece of wood once used to measure the speed of a ship. It was attached to a rope with knots tied at set intervals, and tossed overboard:
It was tossed overboard attached to a line having knots in it at known distances. The number of knots played out, correlated with a reading from a special sandglass, called a log glass, gave the ship’s speed. The term knot, meaning one nautical mile per hour, comes from the knots in the log line.
- ship’s log: a shortening of “ship’s logbook,” a journal where the ship’s speed and other events were, um, logged.
- weblog, or “blog”: a website where short articles are published in reverse chronological order. A quaint custom of the early 2000s. Typically used to share in-depth political analyses, complain about in-laws or share horror stories of ingrown toenails.
- logjam: a blockage caused by logs clogging a waterway. Also used metaphorically to mean a clog or blockage. As in “I can’t get any work done due to this logjam of blog posts in my feed reader.”
- “Log Jamming”: a fictitious porn movie from The Big Lebowski.
- log rolling: a sport involving balancing on a log that’s rolling in water.
- saw logs: a pair of homophonous expressions pertaining to lumber and slumber. The noun is about big pieces of wood that can be sawed. The verb is about snoring.
- logger: a person who works in the logging trade, also known as a lumberjack. When not sawing logs, lumberjacks like to put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars:
- log cabin: A house constructed of logs.
- Log Cabin: a brand of maple syrup that used to come in a log cabin-shaped tin.
- Abraham Lincoln: a United States president who (among his other accomplishments) was born in a log cabin.
- Lincoln Logs: building toys shaped like little logs, traditionally made out of wood.
- Log: “It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.” A product with a catchy commercial and jingle: “…it fits on your back, good for a snack, it’s log log log…” (Really it’s from Ren & Stimpy.)
fireplace image by rmahle
4 thoughts on “logs, blogged”
it’s LOG!!! now that brings up memories. I don’t know if I can handle the awesomeness of a post that contains that AND the lumberjack song. too much video goodness for one post!
i’m going to be singing that song for days now… damn you…
“it’s log, it’s log…”
Oh! I loved Ren and Stimpy. My dad worked 3 weeks on/3 weeks off in Alaska (we lived in Texas) when I was a kid, so when he was home, we’d always watch this together on Saturdays.
Hmm, methinks you left a log off the list. But maybe that best not discussed in polite company.