KC’s bitchin’ new wheels

KC got some new wheels.

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(I thought about putting on some shiny chrome rims, but hey, I got work to do.)

7 thoughts on “KC’s bitchin’ new wheels

  1. – Hey KC, what’s happenin’?
    – I don’t know.
    – Well uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin’ ’bout goin’ down to the shore.
    – Uh, yeah, I think I’m gonna go down to the shore.
    – Whadda ya gonna do down there?
    – Uh, I don’t know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
    – Don’t forget your Motley Crue t-shirt. Ya’ know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail.
    – Uh huh.
    – Can’t wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the Sand Bar while you’re down there?
    – Uh, what’s the Sand Bar?
    – Ah, it’s a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
    – Ah, cool.
    – The… Now, that’s another story. The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I’m gonna get down to the shore.
    – Oh, how you gettin’ down to the shore?
    – Funny you should ask, I’ve got a minivan now..
    – Ah wow, how’d ya get a minivan?
    – Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
    – You’re kidding!
    – I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda minivan it is.
    – Uh uh, what kinda minivan do ya’ got?
    – I’ve got a bitchin’ Honda…

  2. BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
    I ran over my neighbors
    BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN HONDA MINIVAN
    Now it’s in all the papers.
    My folks bought me a BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN with no insurance to match;
    So if I happen to run you down, please don’t leave a scratch.
    I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
    And I didn’t get arrested, because my dad’s the mayor.
    BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
    Doughnuts on your lawn
    BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
    Tony Orlando and Dawn
    When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
    Because I’ve got a BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN and they have to ride the bus.
    So you’d better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
    Because I’ve got a BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN;
    And an Exxon credit card.
    BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
    Hey, man where ya headed?
    BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
    I don’t want unleaded!

  3. Shut up! Wow, you must have school busses, too. I remember when Prop 13 killed school bus service in California.

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