– Hey KC, what’s happenin’?
– I don’t know.
– Well uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin’ ’bout goin’ down to the shore.
– Uh, yeah, I think I’m gonna go down to the shore.
– Whadda ya gonna do down there?
– Uh, I don’t know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
– Don’t forget your Motley Crue t-shirt. Ya’ know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail.
– Uh huh.
– Can’t wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the Sand Bar while you’re down there?
– Uh, what’s the Sand Bar?
– Ah, it’s a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
– Ah, cool.
– The… Now, that’s another story. The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I’m gonna get down to the shore.
– Oh, how you gettin’ down to the shore?
– Funny you should ask, I’ve got a minivan now..
– Ah wow, how’d ya get a minivan?
– Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
– You’re kidding!
– I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda minivan it is.
– Uh uh, what kinda minivan do ya’ got?
– I’ve got a bitchin’ Honda…
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN HONDA MINIVAN
Now it’s in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN with no insurance to match;
So if I happen to run you down, please don’t leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn’t get arrested, because my dad’s the mayor.
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I’ve got a BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN and they have to ride the bus.
So you’d better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I’ve got a BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
I don’t want unleaded!
collecting tokens 
Yo. Awesome. You totally pimped my ride.
dude. it’s hoopty.
– Hey KC, what’s happenin’?
– I don’t know.
– Well uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin’ ’bout goin’ down to the shore.
– Uh, yeah, I think I’m gonna go down to the shore.
– Whadda ya gonna do down there?
– Uh, I don’t know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
– Don’t forget your Motley Crue t-shirt. Ya’ know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail.
– Uh huh.
– Can’t wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the Sand Bar while you’re down there?
– Uh, what’s the Sand Bar?
– Ah, it’s a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
– Ah, cool.
– The… Now, that’s another story. The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I’m gonna get down to the shore.
– Oh, how you gettin’ down to the shore?
– Funny you should ask, I’ve got a minivan now..
– Ah wow, how’d ya get a minivan?
– Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
– You’re kidding!
– I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda minivan it is.
– Uh uh, what kinda minivan do ya’ got?
– I’ve got a bitchin’ Honda…
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN HONDA MINIVAN
Now it’s in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN with no insurance to match;
So if I happen to run you down, please don’t leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn’t get arrested, because my dad’s the mayor.
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I’ve got a BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN and they have to ride the bus.
So you’d better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I’ve got a BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN, BITCHIN’ HONDA MINIVAN
I don’t want unleaded!
You know what Stuart, I like you!
You’re not like the other people here, at the trailer park.
You know, we actually have a *live* milkman in our town.
Shut up! Wow, you must have school busses, too. I remember when Prop 13 killed school bus service in California.