Out here in the country, we don’t have those high-falutin’ “billboards” you city people have.
(If anyone else has a caption for this, please leave it in the comments. Or write it on a piece of paper, tape it to a farm animal, and walk it over here for me to read.)
collecting tokens 
If found, return to farmer Brown.
Ha ha!
How about, “EAT MORE CHIKIN.”
“will work for pants”