And my brother’s back at home
With his Bagels and his Scones
We never got it off on the Cornbread stuff
What a drag, too many crumbs
– All the Yeast Dudes
Boulanger Records announces Rockin’ Rolls: A Collection of Classic Rock Bread Hits. This two-disc set promises to be the best thing since sliced bread.*
Disc 1 –
- Creedence Crumpet Revival – Fortunate Scone
Rusk – Frybread by Night
Fleetwood Matzo – Dough Your Own Way
Iggy Poptarts – Crust for Life
The Doughs – Challah, I Love You
Deep Pumpernickel – Toast on the Water
Croissant, Stills, Lavash & Young – Teach your Ciabatta
The Bagels – You’ve Got to Hide Your Loaf Away
Steve Muffin Band – Take the Honey Bun
Pink Flatbread – Dark Side of the Croissant
Croutons Trio – Where has all the Flour Gone?
Disc 2 –
- Pita Frampton – Baby I love Your Grain
Blood Sweat & Tortillas – You Bake Me So Very Happy
Blue Oyster Crackers – (Don’t Fear) the Sourdough
Nick Cave and the Bad Seedbuns – Into My Oven
Americrust – I Knead You
Lof Zeppelin – Stairway to Leaven
Grateful Bread – Uncle John’s Baguette
Rye Toast Speedwagon – Kaiser Roll with the Changes
Chapati Smith Band – Biscuit the Night
Challah and Oatbread – Naaneater
The Rolling Scones – Sympathy for the Bagel
*I wonder if I need to start having warning labels on my posts: This post contains extremely high levels of puns, wordplay and other silliness. Proceed at your own risk.
11 thoughts on “rockin’ rolls: bread hits of classic rock”
Alejna, I think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread.
SERIOUSLY, how do you come up with this stuff?? You kill me!! You are on quite a roll (bwahahahaha)
Love them all. You have such a wonderfully creative mind. (am i supposed to use some variation of bread in my comment? umm, you’re breadtastic) (you’re breadtabulous) (i’m in bread of your breadsomeness) (and, i’m very tired)
You’re just what we knead. :)
Totally brilliant! And bonus points for the photoshopped bread guitar!
Glorious stuff. Humour must be bread in your bones. Ouch.
Pants -up. Go and look at http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight.