When I went to BlogHer in 2010, I got my act together to get some business cards printed. Unlike those cursed with foresight and preparedness, who may be easily enticed by services that can (for example) make business cards for you (with sufficient advance notice), I found myself needing alternate arrangements. My plan involved printing a regular 8 and a half by 11 sheet of card stock with 12 copies of my newly designed business card, and since I didn’t want the back to be plain, I had the image of my big doodle (currently on my banner) printed on the back. I carefully cut the cards apart with a paper cutter, giving me 12 cards per sheet, each with a different piece of the doodle on the back.
This year, upon deciding on a Wednesday that I would be leaving for BlogHer on a Thursday, I didn’t have a lot of time to make business cards. I did remember coming across some leftovers of the old cards, and I made it my mission to track them down on Thursday. Given that our house eats things, this was no small challenge. However, I thought to combine the task with getting some things off my to-do list, namely getting some things into the attic. The good news is that I got the cradle mattresses into the attic (roughly 3 weeks before the last person who used them turns 4), as well as several other large items that have been clogging the frightening pile of things that is somewhat ironically called “the guest room“.¹
I also found the target of my search. Mission accomplished!
I guess I gave away quite a few cards in 2010, the majority to people who probably thought I was insane, and who I never heard from again.² I found 2 loose cards, and a stack of 12 that were rubber-banded together.
Upon finding them, I realized that I wasn’t entirely sure that I wanted to give them away. You see, the 12 unique cards from a single sheet could be re-assembled like a puzzle.
Since it was my last full set, how could I break it up? Realistically, I was not going to make more of these cards. Possibly ever.
In my rush to pack, I managed not to bring the two loose cards. However, I did think to cut a few blank business-card-sized rectangles from some plain index cards, and I packed a box of glittery crayons. For the many years before I ever had any sort of business card, I joked that I should just make some with crayons. The time had come for that joke to be realized.
Indeed, I did give out a few such hastily-scribbled cards on Friday. Then late Friday night, having gone back to the hotel room both tired and wired, I found myself unable to go to sleep. Instead, I sat down and did what any normal person would do: I got out my Japanese brush pen (which I keep in my backpack) and lettered some text on one side. Then I doodled a few of my smiley little sea creatures and micro-organisms on the back. I even colored a couple with crayons (and took this photo) before sleepiness kicked in.
It is totally normal to hand-draw business cards at 11:30 at night and color them with crayons. I don’t know what you are talking about.
You may also note that I have included my Twitter handle. Several people asked for it, so that is what I scribbled on the crayon-written cards. Having given out that info, I then felt that I should see what I’ve said on Twitter. I saw that it had been a…while. So I tweeted, which I’m pretty sure is one of the signs of the apocalypse. And since that one stray tweet, I have gotten caught up in a comparative tide of tweeting, which likely will come to an end as soon as my work finds me once more.³
¹ It is a hazardous space that has neither room, nor guests. (At least no guests have yet been uncovered under the piles.)
² I also gave some to my friends, who already knew I was insane.
³ I have this half-finished book review that followed me down on the train to New York, but I managed to ditch it somewhere in Penn Station. I fear it will track me down tomorrow. Those buggers are dogged.
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Your business cards are beautiful. Makes me ashamed of my rather mundane ones that have never, ever seen a crayon. I suppose, if I were so motivated, I could remedy that prob, couldn’t I?
Thanks, Ally! I do rather like them myself. And I certainly would encourage you to take some crayons to your crayonless cards. The world needs more crayon embellishments.
Those are definitely the nicest business cards I have ever seen. I actually also love the original ones. If you had handed me either of those the first time I heard of you, I would definitely have contacted you!
Thanks, Sally! Clearly you are of a different stripe than the majority of the 3-dozen or so people who received my original cards at BlogHer at 2010. Not that this surprises me!
I loved sitting at that table putting the puzzle together while everyone else was doing speed dating.
That was fun, wasn’t it? Much more appealing to me than joining the lines of thousands (literally thousands!) of strangers to make forced, timed chit-chat. (I much prefer more spontaneous organic chit-chat. Or doing puzzles.)
I love your cards!
Our pile is called the “game room”. There are computers in it…and a lot of other stuff. A lot.
Sadly, we have more than one such room at this time, Kyla. It is easier to list the rooms that are not piled high with junk. (I’m trying to deal with getting rid of stuff, but man, it takes forever.)