Okay, really I don’t have much to say here.
That’s not true, actually. What I don’t have is much time to say much here. Apparently I do have enough time to say that I don’t have much time to say I don’t have much time.
Where was I?
Oh, right. I thought I’d share this Onion article, brought to my attention by a couple of friends (who are shamefully blogless):
Study: Abstinence-Only Lunch Programs Ineffective At Combating Teen Obesity
According to the findings of a recent Department of Health and Human Services study, school lunch programs that teach children to avoid all contact with food may not be an effective method of reducing teen obesity rates.
Please go read the article. It’s very, um, informative. Especially if you read through the end of the article.
I also thought I’d try out the new WordPress ratings feature.
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Cripes. You would think that after the failure of the ‘Just Say No’ campaign regarding sex and drugs, someone might have noticed that this approach is flawed.
Snork.
This is brilliant.
Hahaha. You know, sometimes people don’t know The Onion is satire adn get all worked up over it. :)
“My son’s going to learn how to eat the same way I did—by watching monkeys do it at the zoo.” this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day!
You gotta love The Onion. That was a good one!
The Onion is teh awesome.
Heh, you’re welcome. I do actuallly have a blog, but it’s on LJ, and super-protected as I’ve had some nasty people (that I knew IRL) attacking me online. But perhaps it’s time to move on…
Hahahahaa. That was a very funny article. Thanks.
Ya gotta love The Onion. I tweeted this earlier and would have linked it back to your Twitter page but, well, you know …
Love the Onion. Thanks for the link!
My Lord, I love The Onion. Such brilliance.
Fabulous! Yeah, I always had the biggest appetite after hours and hours of unprotected sex!