WordPress has a pretty decent comment spam filter, and not too many spam comments see the light of day. (According to my stats page, over 2500 spam comments have been caught by the spam filter in the 6 months I’ve had this blog.) I do still sift through my caught spam periodically, just in case something legit has gotten trapped. Often, I’ll see boring lists of links for hotels or celebrity photos, or prescription drugs, or drug scandals about celebrities who share names with major hotels. Sometimes I see links for porn sites that I really, really didn’t want to know existed. (I’m greatly disturbed by the non-consensual ones…) Anyhow, spam, when it’s not disturbingly offensive, can be downright dull. But lately, I’ve been seeing a trend that makes the task of sifting through the spam box a bit more entertaining: some spam that makes me laugh. I thought I’d share a few with you, though without the links to whatever it was they were trying to sell, and a few of my thoughts in response. (Mind you, these are supposedly left as “comments” on posts. Generally the “comment” has nothing whatsoever to do with the post it’s left on.)
Some spam comments that made me laugh
hot old babes
Hey, I’m not that old. Am I? But thanks for calling me hot.
bangers booty fat intro article
Yes, I’m starting some research on bangers booty fat, and I feel I need a good overview on the topic.
Books about spy cam upskirt.
Ah, yes, those would be in the spy cam upskirt section, which is between the section on booty fat and the books on hot old babes.
wholesale interior door intro
It’s definitely the way in. All the way in.
Fresh news on bag laundry.
Wow! I can hardly contain my excitement!
News about skinny big boob.
Not just big, but skinny big. I can just see the
Good information source for tushy massage movie.
Wait, are we talking about a feature-length movie of butt-rubbing? Or just a short? I guess that’s why we need a good information source.
Variants of sweet ass.
I’m writing a poem for my true love, and I don’t want to overuse the expression “sweet ass.”
Fresh information about naruto hentai wallpaper.
All the information I can find on naruto hentai wallpaper is so damn stale, and I want to redecorate my dining room with an anime porn theme.
big gay bear introduction
I always suspected that there was more going on between Yogi Bear and Booboo than just stealing pic-a-nic baskets.
Good information source for bowling party bag.
Thank god I finally know where to go for this!
Actual news on car rental toyota category.
Yes, this is the news the masses crave. Hasn’t FoxNews stepped up to the challenge?
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I found this one to be a bit…gdtfgdgd cryptic. You know what I gsgsf?
:) Hi everybody! Does anybody know what is propecia? What a shirt? I go crazy about this!
I found it here:
Can I just repeat, “What a shirt?” What the hell does that mean? I go crazy about this!
You are The Best!!!
As for this one, I was sorely tempted to let it pass through. Gosh, thanks!
And here, in case that wasn’t enough spam for you, have another helping of spam, spam, spam, python and spam: