Out here in the country, we don’t have those high-falutin’ “billboards” you city people have.
(If anyone else has a caption for this, please leave it in the comments. Or write it on a piece of paper, tape it to a farm animal, and walk it over here for me to read.)
collecting tokens 
If found, return to farmer Brown.
Ha ha!
How about, “EAT MORE CHIKIN.”
“will work for pants”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4luZBxeLc