Just when you thought you were safe from my pants, they come back at you with a vengeance! Hold on to your pants, as Pants Cinema presents these 10 Classic Horror Movies.
- Night of the Living Pants
A group of people seek refuge in a farmhouse after radiation from a fallen satellite causes their pants to come to life.
- The Pants of Frankenstein
After stitching him together from corpses and bring him to life, Dr. Frankenstein struggles to clothe his monstrous creation.
- Island of Lost Pants
A shipwrecked man finds himself on an island inhabited by a madman who performs bizarre experiments on pants that were believed lost at the laundromat.
- Invasion of the Pants Snatchers
A small-town doctor learns that the pants of his community are being replaced by ill-fitting alien duplicate pants.
- Rosemary’s Pants
A young couple moves into an apartment only to be troubled by the appearance of a pair of pants that neither of them purchased.
- Children of the Pants
Children in rural Nebraska are incited by a creepy young preacher to steal the pants from every adult in the town.
- The Amityville Pants
A family purchases a selection of second-hand pants, only to be haunted by the discovery that the pants were worn by people with really bad taste.
- The Invisible Pants
A mad scientist finds a way of making things invisible, but since he’s insane, the only things he cloaks with invisibility are his pants.
- Pants Sematary
A couple is horrified to discover that pants fashions discarded in recent decades come back to haunt them, hideously altered.
- Dawn of the Pants
Zombies rise from the dead and drive a small group of survivors to seek refuge in a secluded shopping mall, where they find great bargains on pants.
This monstrosity of a post can be attributed to radiation emitted from this week’s Monday Mission, hosted by Painted Maypole, which causes innoncent-looking posts to take the form of a horror movie plot summary. Or in this case, 10 of them.